COZY. SASSY. SOCIALLY SELECTIVE.

For the days when small talk is overrated and your dog totally gets you. This tee keeps it real — comfy enough for lazy walks, errands, or pretending not to see your neighbor. Because honestly? Your dog’s the only one worth talking to today (and probably tomorrow too).

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Durable double-needle stitching — holds up through every dog hair tumble and “nope, not today” mood.
• Seamless design — made to move with you, not against you.
• Garment-dyed for softness — feels like that perfect broken-in favorite from the first wear.
• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — breathable, premium, and made to last longer than your patience for people.

STYLE IT YOUR WAY

Pair it with jeans for errands, joggers for lazy Sundays, or leggings for a full “do not disturb” aesthetic. This shirt speaks fluent dog person — so you don’t have to.

Add to cart now — your dog’s waiting for the latest gossip. 🐾