LESS MEANIES, MORE WEENIES

Finally — a message the world needs to hear. Because honestly? Life’s better with more dachshunds and less drama. This tee was made for the dog moms who prefer snuggles over negativity, and think the only kind of “long and low” they need in their life is their wiener dog.

Soft, flattering, and ready to spread good vibes (and maybe a few laughs) everywhere you go. Whether you’re running errands or hanging at the park, this one’s guaranteed to turn heads — and probably start a few weenie-loving conversations.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• 🐾 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and soft enough for all the dog park adventures (or just staring lovingly at your pup).
• 💛 Side seams and shoulder tape — keeps the shirt’s shape and fit looking great, even after multiple washes and puppy cuddles.
• 🎀 Ribbed knit collar with seam — stays snug and elastic, because no one has time for a stretched-out neckline when leaving their dog behind.

STYLE IT YOUR WAY

Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a casual “dog park chic” vibe, or size up and wear it as your off-duty comfort tee for cozy couch cuddles.

Add to cart now — because the world could use a few less meanies... and a lot more weenies. 🌭🐾